"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord splits you." you will get laughs and a bit of well-placed jealousy with your new funny doormat. This could be your next front door mat, but it will also work indoors as well.
This black and white doormat will be the centerpiece of conversations, especially if you have a touch of dark humor already ingrained in your personality.
• Designed for indoor/outdoor use • Durable heat-resistant non-woven fabric top • Backed with a non-slip rubber backing • Exact size: 23.6"(L) x 15.7"(W) • Dry wet feet, grab dirt, dust, and grime • Easy clean. Use a damp cloth or sponge and mild detergent to clean the dirt
Because it's handmade for you, these doormats require 7-10 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
To keep your new UnhappyBanana apparel looking vibrant and fresh we recommend that you...
Care instructions for sneakers:
Use warm water and dish soap and use a soft wash-cloth or brush.
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We will fully refund your money if your items are damaged or have a manufacturing defect. Please read our refund policyfor more info on this.
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