"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord splits you." you will get laughs and a bit of well-placed jealousy with your new funny doormat. This could be your next front door mat, but it will also work indoors as well.
This black-and-white doormat will be the centerpiece of conversations, especially if you have a touch of dark humor already ingrained in your personality.
• Designed for indoor/outdoor use • Durable heat-resistant non-woven fabric top • Backed with a non-slip rubber backing • Exact size: 23.6"(L) x 15.7"(W) • Dry wet feet, grab dirt, dust, and grime • Easy clean. Use a damp cloth or sponge and mild detergent to clean the dirt
Because it's handmade for you, these doormats require 7-10 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.