Name: Jesus Loves You I Don't Fuck Off | Tote Bag
Brand: UnhappyBanana
SKU: 29616146619888112508
Price: 21.99 USD
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I know the Bible says "Love Thy Neighbor" or some crap but do you really have to? Nope! Why not truly express the way you feel? Jesus might love you, but I fucking don't, so FUCK OFF! LOL

This practical, high-quality Tote Bag is available in three sizes. This one-of-a-kind tote provides comfort with style at the beach or out in town. It is made from reliable materials that will last for many seasons.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining

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